Dick and Pam: a short play in one minute

Dick: Did you look at the watch your mother gave me?
Pam: I’m seeing it. What am I looking for?
Dick: Is it working?
Pam: It’s ticking.
Dick: My eyes are tricking me.
Pam: You say that every time my mother gives you a gift.
Dick: Say what?
Pam: Say that there’s a problem.
Dick: I would not.
Pam: Why would you even ask if it was working?
Dick: I just want to know if it’s working.
Pam: This marriage isn’t working.
Dick: What’d you say?
Pam: TV is on.