I want to say hey.

I’m worried for the people whose parents are on Facebook posting pictures of their half-naked adult daughters and telling the world how amazing they are… but not realizing they didn’t change their privacy settings so their daughters are vulnerable to sexual predators.

You know, the usual stuff.

On a more less serious note, Haagen Dazs ice cream has ingredients on their label that doesn’t have weird scientific names. That’s a plus for a Ben and Jerry’s fan.

Hey Internet World, how are you doing? I hope you’re doing well. I’ve been so busy trying to figure out my life that I forgot this blog existed and shame on me. I gotta be faithful to my fans.

You know who you are.